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Folly (2013)

by Kitchens of Distinction

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1.
Oak Tree 04:46
Oak Tree Under an old oak tree I found his young body Took him and his heart inside Promised him as my bride We were happily tethered So happily tethered Then we lived out our dream Under these oak and elm beams Gathered our fresh bounty From the garden's rich authority That we had sown We bloomed and we splendour'd We gathered seeds and ploughed on We bloomed and we splendour'd We planted seeds and ploughed on We bloomed and we splendour'd We gathered our fruits and soldiered on In our bed of deep mahogany We fucked about, kissing and sodomy Engraved our stains on the headboard Skirted around moments of cruelty Under these pale holly leaves I cared for his stale body Suddenly organs were failing I bought salves, grapes, And mostly, I suppose, I stayed I did not leave in pursuit of easier living I stuck through it In dumb hope and in blind determination We stuck through it Despite the removal of hope Despite the worsening We stuck through it Despite the darkening sun The loss of the moon We stuck through it Under an old apple tree I scattered his dead body To feed the orchard again A rich source of calcium And my tears
2.
Extravagance 05:07
Extravagance Who dares walk her cheetahs on the dark canals of Venice? Diamond leashes glitter, servant flames splutter Emaciated spectre with kohl tattooed eyes Albino birds painted shades of blackened violet Luisa leash me up like a leopard, to your heart Black though it be, let’s toast your effigy Dress you in silver mail fit for the Queens They cannot touch you now, they cannot do you harm You are the shadow, that pale light That draws us fluttering to your Extravagance We stare at the rubies that shine in our hearts They’re all you could wish for, they’re all I could want Pink peacocks howling as we waltz through the night They screech of crazed parties, canopies of fright Luisa in Paris, Luisa by the lake Sitting still in veils, painted by the greats Even electricity bows down to her Until it catches flame, and all the money escapes You remain a shadow, that pale light That draws us flickering to your Extravagance Debt-ridden in London, she’s dressed in dead birds Abandoned by her poet, denounced by the world But once a creature exotic, she cannot be forgotten So bury her naked, but don’t bury her nameless Wrap her in panther skin, her Pekinese beside Shakespearean elegy, Shakespearean lines In and out of fashion, in death no less intense She cannot wither now, she cannot fade from sight She is but shadow, that feint light That draws us shivering to her Extravagance
3.
Disappeared 03:42
Disappeared Where did you go? The night you disappeared? Did you dance with a unicorn on the shores of Loch Conn? Did you shiver in fear as the dark set in? Or relish the stark quiet of the forest night? Where did you go? The night you disappeared? Did you waltz with a fox, box with a badger? Did you lift up your skirts to flirt with Pan? Did you shiver in a damp hole cold and forlorn? Where did you go? The night you disappeared? And aren't I amazed you made it home again? Still it's a mystery, not a bite on your body, Is there something out there I can't see?
4.
Photographing Rain Along the river running By the ocean turning Under the sky's flooding Swirls of grey Frantically falling Looking for a place to land In the night the rains came In the night the waves came In the night the men came In the night the threat came In the night We learnt to hold our breath In the night we embraced Took the risk of loving Took his tongue in my mouth And we prayed In the night the men came Broke down the barricades We bent our backs to running And we prayed Frantic and praying Looking for a place to hide In the night the men came In the night the shots came In the night the pain came In the night the chains came In the night I lost you I lost you A grey crane is standing In the daylight shining Two bodies gently swaying In the sun In the sun
5.
Japan To Jupiter From bicycles to platform heels School uniform to flares A little silver make-up Black eyeliner in swathes We took the train to London On the Bed-Pan freedom line Going to a nightclub, oh, to a nightclub in Soho It's a scream, don't look down We can be those cosmonauts We can be space fantasy We're a scream, we don't look down We’re soaking in the glamour From Japan to Jupiter Hanging out at Eric's In cobwebbed frilly sleeves Dressed roughly as Victorians Dressed drastically as Queens Paint a red disc on your forehead Some lightning 'cross your cheek Jonesy says it how it could be His sun machine, his starry man His Major Tom, his Berlin hands They’re a scream, don't look down... Staring at the record sleeve For hour after hour I want to be an astronaut with glitter and space power I want to dye my hair red Hold a fag just like a girl Freeze in thick wool overcoats In the shadow of the wall And the record goes around, around And the needle gathers dust They shout for me to turn it down If I don't get out of here I'll burst. I want to scream, I want to fly far away Japan/Jupiter Full of cleverness and charm Goodbye then to platforms To the Rollers and white jeans The make-up has caked up And the fantasy's unreal Still I'm glad I took the London train On the Bed-Pan freedom line Went out to those dodgy clubs And changed back to my school uniform in the Gents on platform 9 We had a scream, we never looked back We were those cosmonauts lost in outer space A scream, don’t look now With a head rush of glamour, we spun the world and all inside her around Spun the world and all inside her around
6.
Wolves/Crows 04:46
Wolves/Crows I leave my screams in the hole of a tree Leave my woes in its poisoned leaves Poor tree, its sap thick with my dull life's sicknesses I greet the tree each sorrowful day To leave my horrors and then walk away My skin smooths over, my wrinkles clear, and I can sleep The poor tree pulls its branches down to weep Weighted down with sorrows deep Poor tree I used to hunt for its shape in the copse Now to the violent park I coolly walk It's easy to see the burdened tree, it rots It's wounded by my petty discontents But I refuse to let the poor tree be I expect to find it dead, the scream hole scabbed And a nearby sapling in dread The poor tree pulls its branches down to weep Weighted down with sorrows deep Poor tree I have begun to fear the trees revenge I know it's called out for wolves and crows To make a bony necklace of me So I can no longer horrify its roots The poor tree, when the lights go down low Calls for the company of crows Wolves/crows, great carnivores To gnaw me into carnival bones
7.
No Longer Elastic No longer elastic No longer a whistle call The creases are deepening Cracks within the flaws No longer elegance No longer La Belle of La Ball Invisible to ingénus Who like their flesh taut Stuck in a power cut He wipes his mouth and shrugs This passenger crumbles Tumbles low and fails To memorise his memories Not the man he fantasised: Suave in Gaultier Seasoned, travelled, epigrammatic Parties in Mayfair No chance ecstatic No hope of tantric thrall This squire is tepid His lust a petty squall
8.
I Wish It Would Snow Lying in bed Thinking how I hate my job These cold winter mornings Don't make it any easier Wishing I'd win the lottery Imagining the lucky numbers You sleep still beside me Wonder what's in your dream? I wish it would snow and close the roads So I couldn't go and we could Stay in bed all day I wish it would snow and close the roads So I couldn’t go and we could play Eskimos Lying on the carpet Watching you as you get dressed Thinking ‘bout what we did last night, I blush Monsters from the government Doublethink on the radio Wish I could show him the faces Of these I'm meant to cure I wish it would snow … Sit with my coffee Remembering cigarettes House keys and car keys My briefcase of regrets
9.
Tiny moments, tiny omens September’s come, appled the trees Darkened the sky, pulled down the leaves I'm not ready yet for winter The last was too bitter Let's go back to April Before I have to take pills Can I please rewind the sun To cherry blossom and bird song? These tiny moments, as the painkillers wear off Tiny omens between sips of painkillers Remind me of the pleasure That won't come next year Not to see the blossom Oh god September's gone I'm not ready yet to forget Burnt out cars on Brixton hill Francis at the Apollo Ghost Town on the radio She had a cock (heart) like mount Vesuvius Got an arse (mind) as deep as the grand canyon Can I please rewind the sun To cherry blossom and bird song? Tiny moments as the painkillers wear off Tiny omens between sips of painkillers Tiny moments, tiny omens September’s come, appled the trees Darkened the sky, pulled down the leaves
10.
Today is the most beautiful day I have ever lived
11.
ExtraVagance Louisa leashes up the cheetahs Takes them for a diamond stroll Adds more kohl to her eyelids Paints her birds a shade of violet Winds a snake around her neck Toasts the wax effigy of herself Plans a wild electric party To display her gilded body She fell to debt in sordid London Scavenged crow feathers for her hair Once you've been exotic It’s hard to be forgotten Bury me with my Pekinese Naked under cloaks of leopard skin and panther In death no under achievement, in death no loss of detail Age cannot wither her Nor stale her variety It matters though she's dead She must have extravagance Take me to the Pyramids, he said, Feed me nectarines and honey Treat me Greek, make we weak Fly me down to Mozambique Buy me shiny machines, a Tudor house An estate of deer, my own moon and my own star And all I need to repay? Is to kiss your hoary whiskered face I took Ryan down to the Scala Where we talked lager until dawn I'm keen as mustard, says he, I'm warm as custard, he lied I'm fluent in vodka, says me, and I slur gin easily And I felt we were hot for sin But back in his blank white room We stared at the rubies shining in our hearts And all I could think was what a waste, is my heart really Worth this extravagance? I need love like I need lungs to breath It's not a luxury like icing sugar, brooches, diadems Not an expensive extra item On the poor neglected menu of life Stuck low under fridge freezers and fries I need it night and day A terrible reckless crave I took Frederick out to the forest Where he chopped wood and I baked chocolate cake We were happy finally So happy finally Till the wolves/crows called out to him Talked of the mess of flesh back in the city He dribbled and he ran To satisfy a whim To kiss him seemed folly, to stay the night a mistake To promise a week, a month, a lifetime! Extravagance

about

Folly was the final Kitchens of Distinction record and was originally released by 3 Loop Music on 30th September 2013

1. Oak Tree
2. Extravagance
3. Disappeared
4. Photographing Rain
5. Japan To Jupiter
6. Wolves/Crows
7. No Longer Elastic
8. I Wish It Would Snow
9. Tiny Moments, Tiny Omens
10. The Most Beautiful Day
* bonus track
11. Extravagance - Original Lyric Version

“These songs came together over a two-year period which began in June 2011 and finished during April 2013. As with all songs by Kitchens of Distinction, new and old, they began with the musical structure first, the tune and lyrics coming later. With these songs I wrote the initial music, with KOD guitarist Julian Swales shaping them, suggesting tempo changes, structure changes, and providing the trademark sonic embellishments of his galactic guitar cascades. Dan Goodwin, original KOD drummer, added percussion and rhythm programming support. They were recorded in my studio in Derbyshire and at Julian’s studio in Brighton. The songs were mixed with Pascal Gabriel in April 2013 when I was recovering from a nephrectomy and winter would not leave us.” Patrick Fitzgerald

“Euphoric and uncompromising, Folly is up there with KOD’s best work.” Q MAGAZINE

“KOD’s first album in 19 years reassembles the heady blend of poetics and lush textures that made them, secretly, one of the best British bands of the early ’90s” UNCUT

“Folly rivals 1991’s Strange Free World as their best – dazzling waves of multilayered/colored sounds… can we hope for more albums like this masterpiece?” THE BIG TAKEOVER

“I can listen to a British Sea Power record and think: ‘You know what? Kitchens Of Distinction were ahead of their time.’”
STEVE LAMACQ / BBC RADIO / 2013

credits

released August 18, 2019

Made by Patrick Fitzgerald | Julian Swales | Dan Goodwin

With help from:
Pascal Gabriel
The Kitchenettes (Ahmadzadeh/Clay/Davies/Martin/McAlmont)
Patrick Hannan (extra drums on Photographing Rain)

Art by Karl Harris

Recorded in Brighton and Derbyshire
Mixed by Pascal Gabriel
Mastered by Keiron McGarry

© + ℗ Patrick Fitzgerald and Julian Swales

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PATRICK FITZGERALD Manchester, UK

Patrick Fitzgerald was the singer and bass player in Kitchens of Distinction. After Kitchens he was: Fruit, one half of three fabulous duos - Lost Girls | The April Seven | Oskar's Drum - and Stephen Hero. He has been releasing records under all these guises and more since 1987. ... more

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